Legal Speed

Step on up folks and get your dose of legal speed brought to you by the pushers at Big Pharma, Inc.
Have trouble with ADD, ADHD or Binge Eating Disorder? Try Vyvance! Another legal amphetamine produced by Big Pharma and available through your friendly neighborhood doctor, aka legal drug pusher. Pay no attention to that ‘sudden death’ side effect experienced by some users. Amphetamines are good for you! That is, if you buy them off of the guys in the white coats.
You see, it’s perfectly okay from society’s standpoint to be on speed if it is prescribed by a doctor. A legal high. Yet, get the same thing off the street corner dealer and you are a felon. Hypocrisy, plain and simple.
A classic good guy vs. bad guy scenario. The good guys are the ones in the lab coats. The bad guys are in the shadows. We love our movies, don’t we!
Both are drug dealers, but the ‘good guys’ are endorsed by the government mafia and the ‘bad guys’ are freelancers. And there are penalties imposed for not purchasing from the ‘good’ guys. Penalties such as jail, sudden death from lead poisoning, you get the picture. The ‘law’ looks down on that sort of disobedience.

This post was published at FarmWars on March 3, 2016.